Crooked Stick - Jamie Kennedy & Stu Stone

Written and Produced by Stu Stone and Jamie Rise

This one's for Kiss FM
No curse
No swears
This...This one's for the kids

The other day I read a letter it said
"Mr. Kennedy, How you been? Oh good. We're fine.
This is your record company.
We really love what you've done so far with your rap CD
And we love all of the support that you get from MTV
But do you think that you could maybe make a song like Black Eyed Peas
With a little bit of White Stripes and Mike Jones
It could be a big big big ring tone.
Stu Stone. (Yo!) Better get started quick. (quick)
Better think of something sick.
Ok well I could sing about my stick
OK ok
Hmm, uhhhh

I got a stick
I swing it to the left
I got a stick
Together we're the best
My crooked stick
Just touch it will grow (touch it will grow)
Oh no (Oh no!)
Woah
I was born with a crooked stick (I was born with a crooked stick)
I got a crooked stick
I was born with a crooked stick (I was born with a crooked stick)
I got a crooked stick

I speak loud and carry a big stick
I'm proud and if you need it then baby I come quick
My stick (my stick my stick)
Goes everywhere with me
My stick (my stick my stick)
Can poke a cat out of a tree
My stick (my stick) so sick (so sick)
It's ridiculous
My stick it won't complain, or bitch, or fuss (oops)
Did I just say a bad word?
Really hope they censor it

If not (if not)
The plan, let's hold hands while I repent for it
My stick (my stick)

I got a stick
I swing it to the left
I gotta stick
Together we're the best
My crooked stick
Just touch it will grow (touch it will grow)
Oh no (Oh no!)
Woah
I was born with a crooked stick (I was born with a crooked stick)
I got a crooked stick
I was born with a crooked stick (I was born with a crooked stick)
I got a crooked stick

Heh. Yo. You know what it look like?
What it look like?
You know what it look like?
I know what it look like.
Yeah. Tell 'em
Stick look like a banana
B-A-N-A-N-A
Stick look like a banana
B-A-N-A-N-A
Stick look like a banana
B-A-N-A-N-A
Stick look like a banana
B-A-N-A-N-A
Oh my (my stick,) my stick (it be) it be the very best. (oh yes)
You know my compass always points you to the the northwest.
I said
Oh my (my stick,) my stick (it be) it be the very best. (oh yes)
You know my compass always points you to the the northwest.
I said
Uhh, Uh J-
What?
We don't need it a third time.
Crap.

I got a stick
I swing it to the left
I gotta stick
Together we're the best
My crooked stick
Just touch it and it will grow (touch it will grow)
Oh no
Woah
I was born with a crooked (I was born with a crooked stick)
I got a crooked stick
I was born with a crooked (I was born with a crooked stick)
I got a crooked stick

Oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh!!