So when you sit back relaxing, and you be at home,
You should be real careful when you pick up the phone
Cuz it could be Jared or Kristin on the line
And they real good at trollin people all the time
No Questions, they've been doing this for years
Some of Y'all laugh and some of Y'all in tears
But there's one thing we never forget
They the best at prank calling and you could be next!
*Chorus* From Saturday through Thursday Y'all be waiting
Everyday goes by and you just hate it
But now it's time for Friday Night Cranks
(They're the number one kids with the number one pranks)
All your friends mad when they don't know where you at
When it's all said and done you can say where you sat
Cuz now it's time for Friday Night Cranks
(They're the number one kids with the number one pranks)
JARED
It's 9 o'clock FNC is about to begin
You can go out with your friends, or you can just stay in
If you had a bad week let us relieve the stress
Me and Kristin doing pranks that never fail to impress
It's Branden, Stupid girls go away
No I'm not retarded I'm just openly gay
Looking for kids to meet from xbox, cuz Im kinda a Loner
My computers telling me I'm gay (whispers) and it's giving me a boner
My name is Barney Bitch but not the purple dinosaur
I love my wife Eureeka and the Walmart store
If you hear me on the phone, you won't know what to do
I just did 5 times 10 again and I got 52
Hey Buddy..It's your good friend Mitch
I'm right outside your house because Karmas a Bitch
Your little brother says I'm soft...But I'm hard as a rock
You know what else is hard My big..
(cut off)
Whoa Whoa Hey! Lets just go to the chorus...Jeez
*Chorus*
KRISTIN
We started FNC four years ago
Now we are the biggest live internet prank call show
We are blowing up the web cuz FNC is the bomb
Live every week at FridayNightCranks.com
My Name C-A-N-D-I-I-E-Y
Now every one grab your pom poms and let's touch the sky!
Pranking with collect calls makes everybody sick
But whats the big deal I JUST WANNA TALK TO KENDRICK!
It's Gertrude my last name is Pooshfante
My grandsons been suck in washer all day
To make the days go by I drink my root beer
I always have to babysit HEY MICHELLE COME HERE
Um ..Hi My Name's Michelle and I'm alone in your hotel
I was hungry and ate dog food but please don't tell
I also said a bad word...I think it was bitch!
HEY STU STONE COME MAKE ME A GOD DAMN SAMMICH
STU STONE
Damn Bitch get with the plan kid
It's Friday Night Cranks just stick to the pranks that the fans picked
Nothin but the best cuz the fans demand it
We blowin up man it's like they cant understand it
We prankin everyone It aint even fair son
We'll prank your grandma while shes getting her hair done
We'll getchya mother while shes getting her nails did
Tell her daddys in jail need bail quick
Tell your babysitter that you got a baby sister
That's juggling knifes
That you're scared for your life
That the roof..the roof..is definitely on fire
And we don't need no water we gon' burn it like a lighter
Ain't nobody safe..We pranking everybody
And when shit goes down..We thankin everybody
For tuning in Friday the're they number one show
With my Man J-Rad (Whats up?!) and Kristin (Yo) OH